God bless him, he liked some ratchet hoes.

Up there with ol’ Woods house traditions like mommy smashing the shit out of daddy’s SUV as he’s speeding down the driveway.

Chelsea, under Conte, look more dangerous than they ever did under Mourinho, Mk 1 or 2.

He’s done well for himself. His Brighton, barring a catastrophic collapse, will be in the Premier League next season. Coming up along with Newcastle, ironically enough.

“I always thought that there’s too much money flowing around in London for any of those major metropolitan clubs to be truly small.”

“He was treated absolutely shamefully at Newcastle, and left for Palace. Newcastle were rightfully relegated.”

No. Who was treated shamefully was Chris Hughton, who unfairly got the boot just because Ashley was quick pals with an ingratiater like Pardew.

Newcastle fans, to their credit, saw a chancer right quick. Were…

I beg your pardew?

OK, but does THE STAR have an Ziziki’s on site?

GRAYSON ALLEN = LIFETIME JAMOKE.

needs no sympathy from you:

embarrassing-dad-at-wedding dance.

unicorn is bro-tech-speak for a rare hot stud that everyone wants at their firm. one step better than a ninja.

half-baked bloggo platform that makes wordpress look like top o’ the heap, perfect for rolling out Simmons’ cutesy but utterly dumb haet taeks.

Cranky crank angry at kids. HUT TAEK.

LEGS A’FLAILIN’

when I was single, broke, lonely and nursing a heroin habit back in the early aughts in Los Angeles, i’d have loved to work on Christmas Day.

we’ll never know. as I said before, he was hamstrung by a really shitty first crop of draftees. and then a two year knee injury on the next one.

At a bare minimum, Trader Sam would have been able to parlay someone into valuable assets via trade, had not one been pressed into service too early and the other a few…

dumb motherfucker. luckily no one died that night thanks to this guy piss drunk, off his ass, and driving.

Why wouldn’t it be sporting for the losing team to make it less of a loss, though? You’re the winning team and you want to play out the clock, good work, but make sure you’re at least protecting the ball.