Webber? Pah. Privileged private school brat.

they’re going to fly forward so that you land squarely on your ass, or worst case, your head. sure. Your reflexive instinct won’t let you do that.

Oh lord, not this jackass again...

“GIMME A MULE, BAR WENCH!”

I’m rubbin something with aromatics, I assure you.

Look, this dude is doing dirty with his kick, he knows it, we all know it.

“If I had, I would have at least mentioned how outside contact, mid-jump, would have an effect”

And now you got Giolito too. Still bellyachin’?

Burneko, a red satin Bullets starter jacket from the late 80s is my holy grail. Let me know if you ever see any that aren’t fetching upwards to 300 bones on ebay.

Drafting is hard. A small shooter coming out of a nothing program with balky knees? Picking that guy 7th? In a better draft year, he’d have likely fallen out of the lottery altogether.

Porter is a do-all energy guy. If Crabbe can get a big deal, so can OTTOPO

Rise forth, Sir Hinkie. Your skills are required in the Capital.

I was busy nursing a smack habit in 1995. I dont remember this.

Certainly not an NFL career.

+1 Motherfucker, you were one rad dude with a bad’tude.

Gary Grant and Antoine “The Judge” Joubert - man, that was a fun Michigan squad.

The Jerry Sichting!

Explaining O-Zone is grad school stuff.

She quits her job...

At some point, Phil the cool zen master turned into a cranky old coot. I’m not liking the change.