Daily Variety hot for your headline skillz right now.

I’m sure he’ll be using this as an excuse soon enough:

Both?

And here I got super ripped just because of SUPER RIPPIN’ FRIENDS.

Now you’re speaking my code. L on my HC ASAP. PDQ.

“Larry bird overrated and feuded with multiple other players while being a bench player.”

I seem to remember this helping topple the Celtics empire once and for all.

I’m very ok with a dick like Priefer getting a fat L on his HC tally.

they’re awful. Warriors fans used to be the best, they’d show up every night in Oakland to watch Speedy fucking Claxton and assorted detritus.

And there’s also a pantload of precedence with the guy now.

Rodman was never as game-stupid as Draymond is. Everything Rodman did was in perfect concert with the team maximizing performance. Honed his chops on the best “aggravator” team in existence, the Bad Boys.

No, this is more apropos:

It’s really sad what she’s done to herself.

LOL, no. Watch All My Children from the early 90s.

I’m partial to Ethan Hawke. One of the best guests on WWHL ever. Game for anything, answered everything and was engaging.

Subway and Ihop relegated to the non cool side of the interstate.

“where religion is frowned upon.”

in as much, no.

Um, what? The cat’s out of the bag. BEEN out of the bag. This woman is known, unfortunately.

I know.