And apparently his “Big Book of Basketball” was full of shocking casual sexism. The kind of shit that would be excised from fraternity meeting minutes nowadays for being too “behind the times”.

not just that, he threw down a hashtag on top of the corny pun. Get a rope.

Fuck that dickhead cop. But god bless you for reminding me of Jan Hooks:

I miss Grantland. I don’t miss Bill Simmons.

Close, but you needed a smarmy “These are my readers”, and/or gratuitous fucking overmentions of House.

click streams. UGH

This is all cop-out because no owner wants to prove that it can be done without fleecing the public funds.

“Ted also engages with the fans, explains his decision and seems to legitimately care about the city.”

They just gave Bradley Ferkin’ Beal a max contract. Let that sink in.

I always thought this guy was a fucking blowhard with his self-serving “Ted’s Takes” blog.

Arrieta’s the only one in that rotation I fully trust - and even still he’s no shutdown sure thing like say a Madison Bumgarner or a Clayton Kershaw.

If all they’re losing is Napoli, they’re certainly stocked enough to contend just as much as the Cubs are.

how did his lunatic ranting get 30 stars?

TRUST ME on this. I know of what I speak.

This isn’t like American sports. This is a birthright and you’re born into it. You’re also free to adopt a team, but you better make sure you do your homework lest you be branded a Yank dilettante.

Holier than thou attitude? This is the classist struggle of English society, represented by the inherent tribalism…

The whole “I picked who to root for” with Premier League squads really grates, too.

10 years ago they were just illegally engaging third party ownership and illegally buying players like Tevez and Mascherano. Odious club from the get-go.

Burn on, Cleveland. Burn on.

I recommend you cut out the Chipotle if your puckered anii look like the Hurricanes swirl.

You are so legit, Lindsey. That guy is a puckered anus. I’ll have no disparaging of you, ever.