Maybe Bezos ex wife would do it as an FU to the boys club

It’s an appeal to the fan base. He’s trying to stoke negative sentiment toward Elliot. The average idiot sports fan doesn’t care enough to understand the intricacies of guaranteed contracts and rookie salaries, etc. Jerry’s line of thinking allows him to look like the epitome of reason: “I just want everyone to follow…

I really wish some Billionaire philanthropist would just tell the NFLPA that he would bankroll the players a stipend during the lockout until they get a deal done, just as an FU to the owners.

You can hate Patriots, and Kraft as well, but you have to admit that Patriots are probably the only team who do not screw players with unfair contracts. They don’t tie up players with tags to prevent them from leaving with no intentions of signing them up and they release players when they don’t intend to pay what the…

To expand on that, I’d love to see an organized players strike at both the NFL and NCAA level. It’ll never happen, of course, but imagine the number of moronic asshole fans whose heads would explode without their precious football.

I wish the players would strike and actually sit out until they got guaranteed deals. It’s ridiculous that they are the only major sport that doesn’t get them

I remember that annual nauseating feeling of whether or not to draft Eddie Lacy in the first round, fun times! Bonus, during that time frame Trump was just a racist, sexist reality tv host

Somehow the player turnover in the NFL doesn’t seem so extreme until you actually go back and look at things from a few years ago. Here’s the ESPN top 25 fantasy player rankings for 2015, the year before Elliott joined the league:

Hasn't Kraft gotten enough handjobs?

Well, hey guys, it’s not like he’s been taking public money to house his team for years and years and years.

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

Elliot should show up to games and watch from the Salvation Army Kettle.

Yeah, my biggest regret from last season is that when the Pats won the coin toss I didn’t start walking to my car so I could beat traffic.

People openly snort crystal meth in the upper deck of Arrowhead. 

“If the Chiefs don’t at least appear in a Super Bowl by the end of the 2020 season, their last appearance will be chronologically closer to the end of World War I than modern day.”

Or as we call it in New York, the Knicks Event Horizon.  We’ll keep a seat warm for you at the bar.  The hemlock shots are excellent. 

The Patriots for one

After reading all the WYTS this year I’m starting to get the feeling........ that all NFL fanbases are racist

The AFC Championship game took place the same weekend as my parents’ anniversary, so I, my New Englander wife, and my whole midwestern extended family were together on game day. We turned on the game during the Chiefs’ initial comeback. All through my aunts’ and uncles’ gloating, my wife’s silent fury, the reversal,…

Oh god were getting close to the Rams one. I’m not ready for the Rams one I’m still SO ANGRY

“Hand this team a million red flags and Reid will just throw them all on the field within the first five minutes of a half.”