Stop with your straw man bullshit. This isn’t about scoring goals. Its about having an on-field orgasm after scoring the 9th 10th 11th 12th etc.

They can score all the goals they want.  Celebrating each one like they just won the lottery is pathetic.   

As stated elsewhere, if the Russian or Chinese team did the same thing while defeating a tiny country we’d have endless Deadspin condemnation of the authoritarians.   

lol American men getting irate over being criticized by women will never get old.   

Deadspin shifts their faux morality to embrace Barstool culture whenever they see fit. If the Russian team had done this to Jamaica, for example, there would be a 70,000 word scolding think piece shat out overnight.

Sadly there are Americans suffering here with pre-existing DON’T CRITICIZE ME MOMMY syndrome.   

USA easily wins a soccer game but shits diapers when criticized by Canadian women on a TV show you don’t watch = the perfect parody of America in 2019. You are all Trump. 

yes Team Doctor is the Human Resources of sports: They are not there to protect you.

“grossly mismanaged the business and depleted all reserves necessary to weather the storms and the headwinds the business would face”

Yeah its been a wild ride.

Well the only way they prevented a 2nd Civil War was by destroying Reconstruction and installing the apartheid system that still exists today. The statues and flags are only the most obvious of symbols of an economic system that never died.

You are correct.    As I’m overly fond of telling my lefty friends, it took two World Wars and the Great Depression to get Social Security.   Nothing short of civil war will stem the tide of the last 40 years of Conservative hegemony.

Ask them to define socialism and also why they hate our troops and cops.

Grapes is at least “a legend” but why the fuck Mike Milbury is anywhere near a microphone is beyond me.   He’s useless on every level.   

MORE OF THIS PLEASE

36 months at Rikers should help her memory of what she did.  

OUCH so true

It’s like the whole team had the flu.   Lots of slow motion plays and telegraphed passes.   

Nah Klay was pimping the minimal contact and your point stands.