I mean, no one does. We’ve asked for different movies. The one big criticism of Force Awakens was that it was just New Hope Remix Vol 1 as far as the new films were concerned. 

That’s a pretty ridiculous thing to say, it’s the kind of ageism that I slam people for making directed towards younger fans. Try not to prejudge people based on their age.

I still want a series with Ahsoka and Sabine exploring the edge of the Galaxy looking for Ezra and Thrawn.

what

Yaaaay! Also they retconned Captain Rex into that bearded dude at the battle of Endor, so including Ahsoka into the new films stands to reason. As I remember Togruta live longer and age slower than humans. But even so, it would be cool to see old lads Ahsoka. 

We already know that the Ghost is making a cameo appearance in that big, huge shot of all the ships. Stands to reason that Ahsoka might as well, although probably as a background cameo.

“Mandalorian is the name of his... species?”

The memes and gifs really don’t do him justice :-)

You folks across the Pond are just getting screwed over left and right: Brexit, Johnson, Disney Plus, now Crisis.

I just need this to be the story of how Black Widow is ultimately resurrected.

That they didn’t know it came out this year? That is troubling...

It certainly could be. It feels like they released Mandalorian when they did, in part, because they’re scared this movie is going to disappoint (though I’m sure it will still make stacks of cash). 

Hey, Boba Fett rode the damn Mythosaur in that joint!

WELL I TRIED TO

This is going to be, like, the direct opposite of The Mandalorian in terms of quality, isn’t it?

You forgot

I hate to nitpick, but will they address the big white elephant that earthling Ray Palmer from Earth-1 looks exactly like the Kryptonian Kal-El from that other universe (maybe Earth-22) or will it be explain away as coincidence or just totally ignored?

I really think this show is great.

Maybe if they bothered to stay in school and focus on their STEM, economics, and history classes, they’d be equipped with a stronger knowledge foundation than their forebears. Beats being brainwashed by a biased media.

And just like that, a bunch of kids driving, flying, and using other combustibles to get there solved climate change. And they used their chinese manufactured smart phones to document it!