So what you’re saying is... He made a deal...

I think IGN knocked it out of the park this year.

I guess you can read racism into anything. But you do realize that besides Kimmy, the only "positive" characters are non-white? Do you think Dong—who is an immigrant—shouldn't have broken english? Should Tittus be a boring accountant instead of a fun gay? The maid in the bunker cares so little about white people that…

You are not the target audience. Pikachu is designed to appeal to young children. Get the fuck over it.

Not just levitation, homes; they invented anti-grav tech. We are six kinds of fucked.

Every time I look at the photo you used, I think the gorilla's floating. As if they don't have enough advantages already, they now levitate.

Once again, we have a headline that's terribly misleading. Barely any of these animals have hands.

In fact, just about all they do in this episode is repeatedly remind us that they're married.

Could have been worse, RTD could have written it.

Well...Moffat. There are many things he excels at as a writer and show-runner, but this is not one of them. It's like whenever he needs to write something centered around women or sex, his inner 12-year-old takes over.

I'm all for Vastra and Jenny being as gratuitously happy and affectionate as any married couple can and should be. But yeah! In that scene? It seemed really strangely out of place. It was clunky and awkward. They really should have cut it and given us more of Strax interacting with Clara - that's always entertaining.

I loved the "I thought you were painting my portrait!" scene. Jenny is so adorable.

To be fair, I was disappointed in the lip lock too. If we're going to have two out characters show their love and physical attraction for each other, have them kiss because they love each other. Not in a masked "We have to hold our breath, and I have extra oxygen in my lizard lungs, so here, let's French!" way.

Yea, I want to see the Ofcom report on a Jack Harkness episode.

they probably want to see I Love Lucy relationship.

Yeah, for real. I know everyone's impressed with the Heath Ledger one - who is, admittedly, very good - but holy crap! Tom Hiddleston cosplayed himself or something!

Damit, damit, damit. I really wish I was in my 20s again as I really want to go and meet me a woman that is willing to dress up (in a comicbook costume). I could be happy the rest of my life with someone that fun. But, noooo I'm 20 years too late and now I would just be a creepy old man. (is there a costume for that?)…

I wrote this post using dictation.

"What possibility? It's untrue."