Welcome to Gizmodo. We’ll tell you all about reverse psychology...even though we don’t quite understand it ourselves.

No, George. A big hand pointing at a button. It specifically says do not click this. So no, I did not click the button. I clicked on the article. Correct the title to “Do not click on this article.” Then you can say “After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it”.

No problem. Just run 250 of them in parallel and keep your buzz on.

it’s able to continuously produce about one milliliter of wine per hour. (Regular fermentation processes can take roughly two weeks.)

Groomba

Please make her stop I have seen the videos and hamsters in latex and bondage attire is just not that interesting.

And really, it’s dubious how much work lawnbots can really save you

lmao

“a solid grid-like pattern, something that this generation of robots can’t accomplish”

For $299 you can add a chatter box that will nag and ridicule your performance... so if you do feel like a serial killer, you won’t feel guilty afterwards. ;)

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

It’s pretty simple, Satellite is not fast at all...as a matter of fact it wouldn’t be able to handle the traffic between two countries. The reason for that is because sending a signal through the air (aka wireless) is not at all on the same page as wired connections (like copper or fiber optic) not to mention it’s…

Why? Because satellite data is the equivalent of the 56K modem (or worse depending where the satillite is located). Its excruciatingly slow.

Latency. Speed of light. Distance to/from satellite. Satellite internet will always suck. #TheMoreYouKnow

I’m only guessing it without even googling about it, but usually wired connection is more reliable, faster, and cheaper than any kind of wireless connection. To achieve the same bandwidth with the reliability of what the wires provide, I think we are looking at way beyond $300 million.

I’m really not sure what point you’re trying to get across here. I guess a pedantic statement about using the term “built” to mean “manufactured” is what you were going for.

Right. Because it's porn that determines and shapes sexual preference, not the other way 'round (ie. that porn only satisfies and follows the already existing preferences). Oh, wait...

Well there goes that commission.

I checked the amazon reviews for the bionaire one and I am seeing a lot of reports of fuses within the fan being blown and that it is difficult to replace. Also company customer service is poor.

Here’s where the Dash button falls short for me.