Oh gosh, did the Internet hate this too? Is there anything the Internet DOESN'T hate that I love? I know you're joking, but seriously, get your shit together Internet.

Oh, that's clever. I hope I'm not the only person who gets that joke.

Nope. Just endless destruction that's never referred to or addressed after it's over. Oh, and a character actually says "he saved us!" while standing in the ruins of what was once Metropolis. And then we get the least earned kiss of any movie this summer. I'm not even exaggerating. Most of Metropolis is reduced to…

Ace - Justice League Unlimited

If I recall correctly, she had another sob story in Gremlins 2...

Vash the Stampede. Pretty sad.

Yeah, he was like the virus guy that the Matrix computers projected everywhere, so there were like dozens of him running around, and -

The bit where he was forced to star in the Matrix sequels was the worst.

Leave Dazzler alone!

I simply don't understand her business model. I get it that sea shells are abundant in the vicinity of the ocean, leading to a robust and dependable supply chain. But that only means that the average consumer is capable of obtaining their own sea shells with limited effort. The large supply should also lead to…

Thank goodness! Now I can really hear the rich cadence of the homophobic/sexist/racist slurs being tossed around on Live. TRULY, the next generation has arrived!

Don't know about you, but I'm only a few missions into Blacklist. The multiplayer is too fun so I've kind of been ignoring the whole imminent threat to the United States thing.

At least the 1DS has a screen, as opposed to the 0DS.

I mean, come on!

I know I don't need it, but now I want that table.

Sure, Karel Moricky can see how those game worlds compare to ArmA III's island, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

BF3's Caspian is pretty damn impressive considering it's just a single multiplayer map, not a sandbox open world.