Oh, that's clever. I hope I'm not the only person who gets that joke.

I simply don't understand her business model. I get it that sea shells are abundant in the vicinity of the ocean, leading to a robust and dependable supply chain. But that only means that the average consumer is capable of obtaining their own sea shells with limited effort. The large supply should also lead to…

Thank goodness! Now I can really hear the rich cadence of the homophobic/sexist/racist slurs being tossed around on Live. TRULY, the next generation has arrived!

At least the 1DS has a screen, as opposed to the 0DS.

I know I don't need it, but now I want that table.

Sure, Karel Moricky can see how those game worlds compare to ArmA III's island, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

BF3's Caspian is pretty damn impressive considering it's just a single multiplayer map, not a sandbox open world.

Easy, sell hard lemonade - or it's a front for a drug operation. kids these days.

someone really wants all their GTA V trophies.. "

Sweet! Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

I honestly liked Dead Space 2 more than one. Was it scarier? No, but it definitely was a high speed thriller that left me clutching the controller

Well I think it would only be fair. It's shameful the network is pandering to its male audience by showcasing two attractive women so suggestively. What about the female audience ?!

I may have to add some yogurt for texture.

Needs more scissoring.

Actually, I think it's really refreshing to be able to get an "inside" peek at these girls without having to go through the trouble of jamming my own camera through a tiny peephole.

In all honesty, if you have kids that want to play this...getting it for them is a great way to teach them they can't have everything they want.

What's that? Kids have to learn their parents aren't going to buy them every toy they want?

Um... where's the controversy here? "Merchandise sold at retailer is better quality than they've said!" So scandalous!