The triumphant return!

And coming in March 2018, new Tool record!

You were just wooed by their charming accents! Just kidding, I know the feeling. I particularly enjoy British golf broadcasts. They do a good job of letting it breathe without feeling the impulse to fill every second with commentary. Also show a lot more players than the US model of screentime only for:
1. Tiger
2.…

How about just "Moon" in a really weird way?

Good call! "I don't think I'll ever dry out" destroyed me.

…to be clear, I was referring to B&T as a whole, not this week's column. This one is great as usual, but I love 'em all.

Thank YOU John for my favorite sports column ever.

How about a spoiler alert on Frantz? Goddamn. I wouldn't have known it was a remake and I've never seen The Man I Killed.

Fuck yeah King Gizz

And on it's way in February of 2018, new Tool album!

Tobes of Hades lit by flickering TORCH-LIGHT!

Also previously "Big Money" by Rush was a good one.

PANAMA!

I set my alarm to the Hyrule Field Morning Theme from Ocarina of Time. It's a real treat.

Since when is Uber a nightmare or an amateur taxi? Definitely had my fair share of shitty rides, but it's orders of magnitude more professional, convenient and cheaper than cabs on the whole.

Did Nackers write the Jim Anchower stuff too? Goddamn both of those make me lose my shit. I like the nod to world building, it really does give the humor an added depth beyond the great headlines.

…except virtually all of his proposals involve expanding the scope and power of the government, not to mention the largest budget in history they just passed.

No Rush?! C'mon Becca.

I wish Blitz had the condescending sadness of the Seahawks' old logo

I get it, we've had a good deal of luck and certainly some questionable calls go our way at home, but the Seahawks have been solid basically since Carroll was hired. Check out the DVOA rankings by year. Also, injuries to Earl Thomas, Lockett and Prosise were hardly lucky.