If my Aunt.....

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

Damn it, why are players always creating new martial arts and discovering secret techniques and shit? They make me look lazy.

Right. “Allegedly”.

Sure. But that’s not the time to do it. “Look at this double mctwist back-grab shoulder jump by White - look at that air -and by the way Shaun White settled out of court with a former bandmate named Lena Zawaideh for sexual harassment, wrongful termination, wage nonpayment, and other labor code violations - but WOW…

I’m kind of hazy as to why it’s the Olympic commentators, or any sports commentators job, to continuously bring up that x athlete has x sexual/domestic allegations held against him. They are calling the sport in a (hopefully) nonbiased way. They don’t need to insert anything else into the broadcast to please the…

I bet that smarmy fifteen year old is already a well-known caller on Boston sports radio.

The Philadelphia metro area has a commensurate unemployment rate to the rest of the country.

I say the same thing about my wife.

I’m not saying that’s definitely the reason but it is definitely A reason.

Puig probably banged somebody’s wife.

Oh my god that is great. If you ever try to have a standup career, you’ve got your first joke...

Yeah, I at least get the Dodge ad in appealing to the dumb white people who think King was all about forgetting racism and just holding hands for ‘Merica.

The MLK ad has nothing on that Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad in terms of sheer What The Fuck-ness.

Orange is easily the most underrated hockey sweater color. The Flyers have badass sweaters, and I think they owe that to the orange.

What? No.

It’s going to come out that he was late to a practice or team flight or some other bullshit. Sometimes NFL coaches are so up their own ass.

What am I supposed to do with the broccoli?? Eat it raw!? Monsters...

A one-off could be chalked up to an error. But Todd has a litany of highly suspect scores submitted via less than honest means (a friend acting as judge, or even entering his own.)

And a lot of his scores are ridiculously far above the second place entry.

Crypto is fine. Insufferable crypto preachers are the absolute worst.