Are you still down because you don’t have “a six-pack and a full head of thick, shiny hair”. I have those things, and they are indeed nice. But then again, I have a job that involves moving around, rather than having some smelly bus do the moving for me while I sit on my ass all day. And I don’t use reddit, like some…

Fuck off, concern troll.

Whatever. You ran away like a little bitch, just like the VP. Saying my words were “dumb”, then blocking them. Better do more posting while driving, asshole.

Probably because you use your time reading posts like this and leaving argumentative replies?

Well, I didn’t see the worthwhile point behind the one-sided effusive praise of Robin Williams, or the point of making a suicide glorification series such as “13 reasons why”. So that makes two of us that supposedly have trouble seeing the “logic”. Suicide is NOT an acceptable option. And I refuse to pretend that it…

Counterpoint: Reuters reports that “Suicide rates in the United States spiked almost 10 percent following the death in 2014 of actor Robin Williams, and spiked even more among men and those who ended their lives, like Williams, by suffocation, according to a study published on Wednesday.”
Perhaps telling people with…

+1 time spent performing for no pay

I heard that the number of free Bud Lights “available” was ridiculously tiny. Free advertising, basically.

As if a million trolls haven’t already made the same point about past championships. But it’s not actually true that fans “don’t matter”. Home teams win more than away teams. And it’s more than just a familiar facility. It’s the fans. If you still don’t agree, perhaps it’s time to stop visiting sports blogs.

Sure, don’t cover the happy celebratory parade. Obsess about this instead. Who’s the asshole, exactly?

Except the whole point of this article is an attempt to teach you that if you try Curling for real, you’d discover that your assumption is incorrect.

I tried curling. I agree with this article. It is MUCH more difficult than it initially appears. Mastering the balance seems like it would be a fun challenge. For those who are considering being contrarian, I would prefer you kept it zipped unless you’ve actually tried actual Curling (with skates, on an actual ice…

If it was multiple wives, would that make it AA or AAA?

If the church says they can no longer afford the place, well then I bet the nuns can do their praying from somewhere else. If you’re not happy with that move, how about YOU serve as the Vice President of Nun Resort Welfare Development?

“THE ORANGE! IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!” -Emilio

It’s fine. She’ll silently judge those people, and move on.

Foles is married to gorgeous 5'10" woman who played D1 volleyball, so it makes sense that she may have chosen a big-dicked guy to fit her athletic-sized pussy. That said, I don’t see a good reason for Barwin to be taking note of the dick sizes of his teammates.

You sound like you’re from St. Petersburg, with that attitude.

Maybe Rupp can go cry about it to his shady endocrinologist. Since both of them are likely doping, I don’t care how well they do. More importantly, because of my distaste of dopers, I don’t plan to share this article with anyone.

Just yesterday I used Lady Gaga as an example of a certain class of musical artists who can’t be trusted to be booked for the Super Bowl halftime show.