I don’t think Twister would work well with “Very Large Adult” people.

For a moment, I thought “Very Large Adult Game” was some kind of Compete crossover in which Drew & David would attempt to win against adult Deadspin readers in a tournament of Super NES Classic games while buzzed on those “3 free drinks”.

Taking time to do this task with skill is especially important for love notes. The recipient is gonna save those notes forever, even if they are not that into you (hi, PA 7th)! So take the time to let the person know that you care enough to write your very best. If your (written) love is quick and clumsy, that doesn’t…

Agree. iMessage, a very commonly used app, has been saddled with MANY add-on modules. The slower devices likely struggle to run the now-bloated iMessage, which seems ridiculous. I bet most users barely scratch the surface of all the bloat that’s now included in iMessage.

Dan, I will be at a party in which a large % of the people want to see (and hear) the commercials. So unless I wear headphones to this a party (uh, no), hearing (Eagles radio voice) Merrill Reese is not a viable option. And I do want to attend this party.

The cookbook is greatly empowering, and puts special emphasis on the cook making meaningful choices and trusting their own instincts. Complex and rigid video games like EVE are the opposite. True creativity is absent, and users are totally subject to the rigid rules providing the structure to the game. This anticlimax…

Oh, I haven’t played it in several years. Like a significant portion of the commenters, i DO NOT play, and merely am mildly curious as to what’s happening with the animals in the zoo. Then I return to my better life IRL. A life without “rape cages” or “jewing”. It was horror at the EVE community that led me to…

I wish you had intentionally said “Let me know. Its for a friend”. SO META.

I thought I remembered seeing a reference to that very thing having been done, both in text form, and in video voiceover film. Not sure of the quality level, or whether it’s free, but the history is out there, somewhere.

I added the details about skill grinds, the table “SKIN”, and fucking, so that you nerds might have SOME hope of understanding the appeal of a normal non-gaming life. I figured that “spreadsheets in space” players likely need a little more hand-holding than the average person.

Instead of all that noise with gates and ISK, I made my girlfriend a dinner using my vastly upgraded cooking skills. I used the new “Small Victories” cookbook to help me train my cooking skill to an even higher level. I also bought my dining room table a new SKIN (called it a tablecloth) at the local market, which my…

The actor pictured above was absolutely horrendous in “TRON: Legacy”. I’m surprised he got another significant chance in front of the camera, and isn’t working as a personal trainer or something.

Well, then don’t. “The greys” are hidden for a reason. Do you enjoy being unhappy? Coming to a site like Jezebel, and then seeking out the worst stratum of comments buried deep in Jez’s asshole... sounds like a quick trip to a broken mind, to go with the “BrokenVagina”.

Poor decision by “Diablo” (born Brook Busey) to be clutching Oscar with a fully closed grasp, as if someone is about to take it away. You’d think a screenwriter would understand an audience’s willingness to read into visual cues. I guess even she knew it was a fluke that wouldn’t be repeated. And it hasn’t.

This headline is incorrect, Izzo did not “apologize”. ESPN correctly characterized Izzo’s words as a “statement to clarify”.

538, on Friday afternoon: “The Vikings Are Doom Dressed Up As Hope”

Perhaps she reveled the role of a cruel and dismissive wife, getting her secret revenge on a husband who deserves it. She certainly doesn’t LOOK like a warm and caring individual (at least, not anymore, although their early pictures are quite nice). She looks more like an ice queen to me.

At least Lauren could still potentially serve if “she” wanted to... for now.

You’re falling into the typical trap, thinking Brady is good at avoiding injury, because he’s done well at that while he was younger. Well, now he’s older, as always happens. And now he’s possibly injured, as frequently happens to older players, ESPECIALLY later in the season.

What a near-worthless “thought” of a post. I hadn’t realized, until now, how low-quality this blog really is. Congrats, you got me to click. But it’s the last time.