The first few paragraphs of that ESPN article are fantastic. I’m excited to see what happens in the playoffs.

My buddy Joe tapped out immediately and forever once they blew up the “hatch”, because Joe felt all that mysterious number sequence entry they spent SO MUCH time showing us about was gonna be left unexplained, and Joe felt that he was wasting him time. Furthermore, Joe had the sense the writers were fucking with the…

Bobby, what’s your recommendation for Matt Lauer, at this point? Should he “Go West, Young Man”? I guess Lauer figured his subordinates were “Old Enough to Know”, so he kept telling them “Draw Me Close To You”. He’s “Goin’ Thru the Motions” and just wants the show to be “Picture Perfect”. 

I only heard of Cuphead yesterday. Christmas is over, it’s deathly cold outside, and only NOW is it video game season. Go pick your controller back up, loser, I’m gonna go read a book instead.

At least your edit went through ok. Editing a post on Kinja is dicey at best.

I understand your legit concern, but it seems like it’s easier than it used to be for high quality independent games to get noticed and rise up from the clutter. This isn’t like the old days, when kids sometimes made their purchase choices based on little else besides Nintendo Power and the box art at the toy store.

No. In this case, I agree with Belichick.

Well duh, that’s what Kotaku does. They aggregate the news of others like most other pajama bloggers. Go read NYTimes or WaPo if you insist everything has to be fresh original reporting.

+1 support beam

I added a similar comment after yours, not noticing that yours was already hiding in the buried comments. My vision is not at its best. I was temporarily blinded last week, not by an ACTUAL blast from a nuke, but by old man Will’s giant wall of Captain Obvious text about the danger of nukes.

Question: This “Buffalo News” columnist you speak of, is he the same asshole who filled in for last week’s football column, and blasted us with a giant wall of text about the danger of nukes?

She’s not a notably skilled singer though, her only notable skills are applying makeup, picking nice clothes, and working that social media. MUSICALLY, she’s just another generic visual template for those catchy Max Martin tunes. Lyrically, her specific template is the neurotic ex with a pussy itchy for the next one.…

“Love”, as defined by R. Kelly, perhaps.

I looked into my question and the answer is “Adam”. He used to write about shitty EDM up in Michigan. https://www.metrotimes.com/city-slang/archives/2015/08/27/why-dance-music-isnt-always-edm

Speaking of the 90's, I wonder what “Lauren” was called back then.

Thanks! My GF watches the Weather Channel with a degree of rapt attention I consider a bit unwarranted. Good to know she’s not alone in her fascination.

“completely transformed my life”

Perhaps someone will laugh eventually.

avclub still does recaps? Haha. I assume 2018 will bring some form of i09 and avclub merger, since I noticed some of the former avclub content has already been quietly moved to other gizmodo (don’t call it gawker!) media sites.

Pointless. A fart on a windy day has more effect. Plus, if this guy draws the attention of Disney security again, he could be looking at a ban from Disney parks. They check ID on the way in, so a ban from Disney has real effect. Disney is not afraid to drop the ban hammer on repeat offenders. It’s their park, and they…