The reason that there never has been, nor ever will be, a major presidential candidate whom you can whole heartedly support has nothing to do with our electoral system. (And by “you”, I mean everybody). I prefer a parliamentary system, for various reasons, but your real complaint is with democracy itself.

I was going to let The Addams Family Values slander pass, but then in the same column you call Ghostbusters 2 “a perfectly respectable sequel”? Insanity. The Addams Family Values is The Godfather Part II of TV to movie adaptations.

I read the full quote before I saw this headline, which.. let’s just say it makes FULL USE of ellipses

I’ve been sitting here this whole Senior Week, reading every post and whichever 10% of the comments this fucking Kinja AI Skynet Bullshit feels free to reveal to me, waiting for someone to reference the one thing, THE ONE THING, that has set Deadspin apart from the rest of the Internet. And yet, this whole week, not…