No, they're the guys who pounce on people like Baldwin, who, like Mel Gibson, have such severe anger issues that it's like picking on the dumb kid to get all the attention for themselves.

It will be his triumphant SNL return. Duh!

I suspect this guy just has rage issues and would yell at anyone who rubbed him the wrong way. He's a name-caller, and he likes to hit below the belt. I mean, he says everyone is too sensitive. Which, I agree with, except for when we're talking about Alec Baldwin. He will talk about your mom.

They were having his lunch over at NYMag for using the word "tranny" as well, during his insensitivity investigation attempt. Baldwin sure has a laser-like focus, but almost like a character from SouthPark or FamilyGuy. He's so convinced of his own virtue, it must be someone else's fault.

Awesome.

They are brooding killjoys in the comics. Most of my memories of Drax are a drooling idiot.

I'm not familiar with him, but I find the idea of yet another loveable loser character front-and-center kind of boring. Starlord always reminded me of Judge Dredd-lite.

While I understand your threat, I'm pretty sure Starlord isn't that. So, maybe this is shameless pandering to the AV Club?

The lead in GL was game, the script was bad.

Can they at least be romantic about the dark and brooding, though? I think at least Burton got that aspect.

EVERYONE will like that raccoon.

EVERYONE will like that raccoon.

I am not familiar with Pratt, but all I think when I see him walking around in this trailer is Judd Apatow escapee. Wasn't Starlord a bit more serious? Can't we just let Rocket and the others bring the funny? I'm just not into the idea of another loveable loser turning out to be the hero he always wished he could…

Oh, I find Gamora to be a really weak link. I think Zoe Saldana has no personality and her fight moves in the trailer look like a stretch if you're going for lethal.

But the raccoon is the total appeal. At least from the trailer I watched.

Felt John Carter was really underrated.

I love Rocket and the more alien characters, but Starlord and Gamora haven't sold me. She always does the same schtick despite her tiny size and he seems like a Judd Apatow leftover.

His hairline might be, I think the rest of him is not. They always make his hair nutty.

I think Carrie Diaries would be better received if it weren't based on Sex and The City? I hated that show with a passion, and started watching this show to mock it and found the writing and actors endearing. I just wish they had made it an 80s coming of age show instead of ruling them into the mediocre existences…

Yes. It kind of makes me mad.