Is the a severe case of eczema? Psoriasis? He needs to go to the dermatologist. That’s not normal. He should use some of his jacuzzi acid money for some topical ointments.

He was making acid wash jeans.

I feel like the proper response to your husband’s best friend declaring his undying love to you (which like, dude—keep that shit to yourself, honestly) would be to say “Let’s never speak of this again” and close the door in his face (see Lucille gif below), not to run after him and kiss him full on the mouth.

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln

“You can laugh at me all you want” always, ALWAYS, means “STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME.”

The Japanese PM gave him that awkward panic-laugh that I used to give my Irish mumbling father-in-law when he would say something to me before I could run off.

Hey, Stein: Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done. Really? You’re blaming the Democrats for all voting against a rubbish nominee while not even blaming the GOP for voting for this nightmare? Sod off.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Honestly I wish Obama would come back into the spotlight and lead the resistance.

DC here. It’s working. Congressional offices are tied up. They’re getting the message. Yesterday Sen. Murkowski changed her vote on DeVos citing the “literally thousands” of calls she received. Her words, not mine.

You mean like the X-Presidents?

“It also feels like we have no true leadership.”

Or, a coalition of former Presidents ?

What do we do though? I’ve been protesting, signing petitions, donating, calling my representatives, trying to get more involved in local politics, etc., but the frustrating thing is that it seems like no one can stop him. It also feels like we have no true leadership. Honestly I wish Obama would come back into the…

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

The GOP and everyone participating in enforcing this bullshit are complicit in crimes against humanity.

He’s giving them free propaganda by the bucket.

You mean the same people who would’ve rioted had the first black president been inaugurated and then announced he would start work on Monday?

“Winter White House”?

Goddamn. Every time I see her I am taken aback by how GORGEOUS that woman is.