hot take : josh brolin is married to a dress form.

And those are the people that The Dems supposedly didn’t reach out to in this election? Exactly how the fuck was Hillary Clinton supposed to reach those willfully ignorant maniacs?

And then . . . we’ll throw the tape at him? The Real Americans heard the pussy being grabbed, watched him make fun of man with disabilities and say 7,384 other things that would have disqualified a volunteer turd wrangler from a job at a city pool. They wanted him anyway. They will always want him anyway. Maybe Rommey…

I have no witty, clever, snarky, or thought provoking contribution. Friends, I honestly do not understand why this is happening. It’s like motherfucking opposite day. Every day! I thought, really, the buck would stop somewhere. A magic lever, a gong, something, America. Is there no one entity that can nix this…

The next time you’re in NYC and you see someone carrying a bucket, box, whatever, ask him what’s in the bucket. I guarantee you the bucket will be full of “fuck you”.

Would really like to know what Mitt’s endgame is here. For a long time I was in the “Mitt is trying to do public service by going to work for someone he hates because there has to be at least one semi-reasonable person in the whole of the cabinet” but then it just seemed he’s doing a Christie. That look on his face in…

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

That’s crazy. Wow. Our union interviews all of the candidates and makes endorsements, just like all the other local unions.

They are utterly horrible.

Oh, then kick Rahm Emanuel in the nuts for me, would you? Fuck that guy.

Support your local teacher’s union, folks! Vote in school board races, and look to see which candidates are endorsed by the teacher’s union.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

For those who need a better in depth understanding of why charter schools aren’t a great idea, John Oliver did a superb piece on it:

Nikki Haley with zero foreign policy experience is being appointed as UN Ambassador, probably because she’s “vaguely foreign looking” to Trump. The guy is doing his best to break the government into a million pieces.

I was ready (read: bracing) myself for Michelle Rhee to be appointed. But an AVOCATE?!? There are no words for how f’ed up the department will become. Arne Duncan at least had a bit of a clue but this woman is going to turn these alternative schools into outright business ventures. The teacher’s union (read:mainly…

This woman and her husband just about literally own the GOP legislature in Michigan. Never has there been a more singular destructive force in Michigan politics as the DeVoses.

When he said “drain the swamp” he clearly meant removing the land part and making it all water.

Ben Carson as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

in the spirit of fighting fire with fire, president evil is draining the swamp with more swamp.