Cool, so the security guard assaulted himself, the hotel room trashed itself, Winona Ryder misremembered things to Natalie Portman, Kate Moss ripped up photos of herself in a fit of jealousy, all those beers drank themselves and then went on television and drunkenly stumbled through that speech, the car drove itself…

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

I hate everything about Mario Lopez’ tweet.

Haven’t we left kink territory with these people though? This might be a kink for some people, but for these people it just seems like they are trying to find an excuse to not acknowledge their adult responsibilities.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

If he died I would throw a party. Just fuck this guy.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Christ that's uncanny.

She didn’t say nothin’ about Mussolini.

“I don’t control my fans,but I don’t agree with what they’re doing. I understand what you mean, but there are people out there who maybe went too far. She provoked them.”

She

That’s a bit of an overreaction. I don’t think the comment was condescending.

why not both?

I am so happy Twitter finally suspended Banks’ account. She is so horrible. I don’t know much about her music but she’s shown she’s a bigot, sexist, and homophobic. Automatically, she goes to the vilest insults. She made me take Sarah Palin’s side!

whoa whoa whoa

Heh.

It's almost like dating and getting engaged because of a reality show is a bad idea.

Tangentially related. Apparently Azelia Banks’s Twitter tantrum from yesterday got her kicked off some UK music festival she was (inexplicably) headlining.

Hi bachelorpod, the key is that cultural appropriation is when someone in the majority takes a part of a marginalized group’s culture (often without understanding its true significance). In the case of dreadlocks, many African Americans are discriminated against because of their hair (either because they wear it…

Random observation, is it just me or does Ramsay Bolton look like a Satanic Sam Gamgee?