This column was making my stomach churn so much I had to wander over to "If I admit that hating men is a thing..." to make fun of Britt Burton. Please take a look. This guy claims to have been repeatedly — REPEATEDLY — assaulted by women for simply opening doors for them.

It's a good thing you don't live in Britt's neighbourhood. Those bitches'll cut you without thinking twice.

Well bless her little Mary Kay encrusted heart. I hope you had her bronzed.

I'm sorry, Britt can't come to the internet right now. He's been taken into surgery for acute slapitis. It's touch and go. All we can do is hold hands and pray.

I've never been more anxious for a reply from an OP in my entire life. Britt? Britt? Where are you, Britt?

REPEATEDLY!! They've also punched him and slapped him. And stabbed him! And shot him in the head! Then they turned him green!! He got better though...

Well now girls, let's not be hasty. Form an orderly queue and Britt, you come over here and hold the door open...

This is a thing now? Won't my doorman be surprised...

I doubt his testicles have even dropped if that's the best lie he could come up with.

Nope. I think his mom accidentally disabled Net Nanny.

Somebody should call 911 first. The last lady through the door had a particularly brutal left hook.

This idiot is a typical lying MRA troll who should just go back and finish eating that bag of dicks he was noshing on before the hallucinogens kicked in. I mean really: getting pummelled for holding open a door? Repeatedly? Pulleeze.

Seriously, right? I've heard some whoppers before but how gullible does this guy think we are? I did get a chuckle over the visual though, of this poor downtrodden Nice Guy (TM) meekly holding a door open for evil women, who punched, slapped and kicked him as they sauntered through. Smoke another bowl, loser. And…

What kills me is when they whine about inequities in the legal system — a system that was created by men and is largely still dominated by men to protect the interests of men. It's absolutely laughable.

They're obnoxious psychopaths. Who the hell would want to be within 10 miles of them?

I do too. The rage just consumes me.

And these are the same guys who refer to "babysitting" their own children. Like it's a huge favour.

Case in point: the twatwaffle who just called you out. Why not buy him a drink? I believe he takes his vinegar and water neat.

Or a "faggot".

Oh I think we should talk about it, certainly. I just think it's absolutely pointless and counterproductive to engage with them in any way. They aren't rational or sane. It absolutely cracks me up when they bring up how all the menz are doing the dangerous jobs like mining and forestry work — as if the MRA movement…