"Frankly, girlie, I'm worried about having to make my own sandwiches and never getting a date because as soon as I open my mouth, women tend to run screaming. It's no biggie though — I fill my days by inventing bullshit statistics that have nothing to do with any sort of reality. Meh. It's a living."

"...but despite that, I have no problem at all wandering over here to harass all you fine ladies. By the way, do you like this new fedora?"

Da fuck???

"...so now I troll feminist websites and spout ridiculous nonsense instead."

MissGenX, the stupid is strong in this one. Do not expect logic or coherence or anything else that doesn't serve the MRA agenda.

How about we just start with you?

Oh don't hold your breath, honey. Facts from MRAs? Surely you jest. They tell fairy tales and fantasy stories and then defend them to the death. GRRR. It's all the wimminnzzz fault.

I think the poor woman's head blew clean off. I can get pretty ragey too at times but that was an award winning performance. To quote my southern sisters, bless her heart.

Jumping Jesus, girl. Breathe into a paper bag for a minute. You're going to do yourself a mischief.

I always thought phones could possibly interfere with medical equipment and that's why they tell you to keep them off.

Yeah, that would get old really fast.

No one here is your "dear" you inadequate little troll.

Oh fuck off, you pus drinking assmonkey.

But these guys think everything is about them.

The 80s were such an ugly decade.

I might bang him as the cat though...

I wouldn't fuck him for practice. He skeeves me out.

Unless we all got tattoos that read "Douchebag". They're bound to come true sooner or later.

Well in Doug's case anyway.

check your neighbour's lawn just to be sure.