I get it. But isn’t he mostly calling out other celebrities who are constantly whinging about never having a moment of privacy* without acknowledging how insanely fantastic their lives are?

THAT IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

*cries remembering Pissing Contest* Honestly they should, I love open thread Fridays whether they’re bitchy or random or full of epic how-is-your-life-even-real stories.

This? This.

I refuse to watch a Thor with short hair.

You read my mind!!! I saw that movie so many times originally for those you mentioned, but it was my first exposure to Rickman. I think around the third or fourth time I saw it I was like, screw the pretty boys! Who the hell is that asshole? WANT!

Kuffs. How has no one brought up Kuffs? Friggin classic.

Ah, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Come for the Slater (or Costner, or Freeman, etc), stay for the Rickman.

Same. My sister, who hates comic book movies, will watch Thor for the same reason *fans self*

YES!!!!!!!!!!! And the bulk of it was bought at Wet Seal. That tacky-ass store will always have a special place in my heart. Wait...does Wet Seal still exist?

Or it’s because our lives were so much less complicated, really, back then. I’d do it over again only if I could retain all the knowledge I’ve gained since then.

Server: And what would you like?
Beyonce: *points* Everything I want is in a box to the left.

You will love that IKEA furniture because it’s yours, and you will look fabulous lounging on it and eating on it! Fuck everyone else and their FB-perfect lives. You’re taking care of you and that’s what’s important.

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

Fellow divorcee here children help distract you from some of the worse side effects or at least mine did. Beware of other parents they can be real pricks to single parents.

If it makes you feel better, most people don’t post any shitty aspects of their lives on Facebook. They’ll gush endlessly about how their toddler learned to use the potty, but they sure as hell won’t talk about how that same toddler screamed for 30 minutes in the grocery store. That’s why I always try to post really…

I know social media isn’t the full story of anyone’s life but lately it seems like my Facebook feed is full of people taking trips-to Ireland, Hawaii, Disney World, New York, etc. Or they’re selling houses and moving into nicer houses. Or they’re all schmoopy about anniversaries. Meanwhile I’m contemplating divorce,…

The Instant Pot box makes a good baby walker. But now baby is walking independently, so now the IP is only useful for quick and easy foods I GUESS.

Long time lurker here- could use some positive vibes in my quest to sell my house! I’ve buried St Joseph, put a Neko-chan in the doorway, hung a horseshoe, and bought a jade plant. I feel like I’ve covered most major religions but I’m so damned anxious!

I went to the Houston Science March! It was packed! And hot. I was happy to see so many people there!