Saw the pic and was all like: He’s marrying Rachel Dolezal?

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

You leave Grandpa Og out of this. That man sacrificed his left leg to the sabretooth so that you ungrateful kids could eat. Is it too much to ask for a little quiet time in front of the wall?

The problem isn’t that zombies need to be the main threat and Negan steals from that.

And I agree with you.

For some reason my brain always fails to connect Cameron and Kirk as siblings.

It’s a shame she turned out to be such a nutter, because she really was the better Aunt Viv. The character went from fiery and passionate to a boringly passive housewife with the cast change.

my policy is $50-$100 for the first wedding, my presence at the 2nd wedding, my therapist’s number for any more weddings.

I have a bachelor’s degree in English and a master’s in writing. And I get crap all the time for the following fact, but I do not care: Stephen King is hands-down my favorite writer. I’ve read and enjoyed almost all his work. He’s obviously not going to expand your vocabulary or challenge your comprehension, but what…

“she had no one but family on her guest side”

It’s not that you’re less awesome than you thought. John totally has dirt on them.

That’s why that bitch had no guests other than family. No friends! What an asshole. You can always say that you were planning on sending a gift later, after the wedding. But really. What an asshole.

OMG. I had been invited as a second tier guest to a friend’s wedding and I didn’t even know it at first. They live a while off and I checked the bus schedule and found out that the last bus back would left 15 minutes after the reception started. So I called her and told her I would love to attend her wedding, but that…

I did not get my little sister a wedding gift and she was just delighted I was able to make it out to Youngstown.

..and that’s why she had no one but family on her guest’s side.

I seriously can’t believe she didn’t tip. That’s fucked up. I’m not in good financial health (UNDERSTATEMENT), and I tip 20% minimum unless the service is horrific. And even then, I still tip.

Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?

Weed would be great if I could somehow line my period up with days/ times I didn’t have to go to work or drive :)