I still don’t like the crust on regular white bread, but if that’s what my sandwich is made of I eat the crusts because I’m a GODDAMN ADULT

I think you can praise her purely for having the guts to come out as trans and make the transition under such intense media scrutiny. That alone is important for trans rights, as far as just showing a huge segment of the American population one example of what it means to be trans. So many people have just zero…

My guess is the NCAA comes in with a tough penalty that is legally flawed and based on a completely incorrect set of facts. Baylor appeals and the NCAA drops the penalty down to something minor. Baylor gets its program back, the NCAA claims it tried, and then this is repeated for the next schools that get caught.

My dietician cousin keeps trying to convince me to have greens with my breakfast. If she makes spinach taste like a bacon egg and cheese then I’m in.

I don’t think jail would actually help. I would like to see them have to work in some way with victims of domestic violence, sex trafficking and rape so they can see firsthand why this was so wrong and that you’re not without fault just because you didn’t penetrate her with your penis.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

I was half-expecting that they’d actually use ice cream flavors. Just what would a butter pecan person be?

Doesn’t look like nearly as much bounce to me. But I promise you, I tried it on, and it feels so much better with the band than without.

Nope. Different brands calculate it differently. There is no One True Bra Size.

“Do you know who I am?” Sacca thundered repeatedly, according to an eyewitness, a Broadway theater worker who requested anonymity.

Mayflies used to freak me out so much, until I found out they don’t even have mouths. They eat everything they’ll ever eat as larvae, then starve to death as adults.

Aw thanks :)

I never saw Brown Bunny but I liked her in The Last Days of Disco and Big Love. I’m mostly indifferent to her. These, however, I love. Even more than toe-Ast.

WTF KENDRA JESUS.

Hot take: Kendra Wilkinson is not a very nice person. She she should team up with Azelia Banks and pick Twitter fights with 14 year olds.

I can’t believe I’m doing this, but her full comments were actually pretty good. The basic run down was “I don’t find rape jokes funny, especially when made by an MC who joked about rape and Hitler in the same three minutes” and “I don’t want to comment on something I haven’t read yet, since I’ve been busy all day and…

hey, you know who that cat like almost exactly like?

OF COURSE Nick Jonas is one of those people who tries to talk to you on planes. OF COURSE.