FANTASTIC analysis. The only one that makes sense of all those nonsense tweets.

Seems that he could at least buy some clean urine? No one would hook him up??

And, like, I don’t understand what he was trying to get at about Freddie Gray? It sounded like he was trying question why people were outraged about that and not (or less so about Meek Mil)? I don’t understand.

That’s some near-expert trolling on the part of Chris Brown. Righteous social justice rant slowly morphing into a strong second amendment stance, then a quick conspiracy theory and a quote from (I assume) Jaden Smith? He just got himself a new Twitter follower!

Seriously why would people think that anyone is trying to declare martial fucking law. My uncle said that he thinks Obama was trying to do this so he could throw out the constitution permanently. HOW FUCKING HIGH ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME.

I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.

katie looked 904820482039482039580369808q7090-284028745937459023940283759384 times more jackie.

I won’t know til I hear if she can do Jackie’s low smoky voice.

Agreed. You have no idea though of how many women hate others who get plastic surgery. It’s like we are free to do whatever the fuck we want, but do anything to our body for cosmetic purposes and we are part of some system. .

(falls down rabbit hole of Justin Theroux tattoo google image search)

After some research, looks like they discontinued the entire line. I am now a very sad person.

they probably have at least 2-3” of platform, but still

For a brief, magical time earlier this year, Fage had coffee flavor. This was the most wonderful thing ever - tasted like latte heaven cream. Oh, lord, I loved that stuff.

He knows damn well what he did.

Would very much like a shirt printed with a school crest and “Fred’s Finest College o’Law ‘n’ Stuff” on it.

I don’t care if they make baked potato yogurt, I am not down with Greek yogurt. Give me full fat plain yogurt from a reputable dairy and I’ll use it in any dish I can. But you can all keep your garbage yogurt and its acid whey byproduct.

You’d think some reasonably intelligent attorney with a degree from, say, Fred’s Finest College o’Law ‘n’ Stuff could craft a hold harmless clause.

Sexting with boys is so funny, they get really into it and you’re over there like, cleaning your kitchen or something.

“When you have an older-skewing audience, like this film, they don’t come out during opening week. You need some time for the audience to hear about it.”

Johnston should have never been given a chance to coach in the NHL without coaching in the AHL first. He would have been better off coaching young talent in Wilkes Barre first. See if he can handle it before shipping him to Pittsburgh. This is on Rutherford for putting him in that position.