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Everybody knows the only way to kill the Wolfman is with Silver Bullets.

You have to wonder how many failed shows have become a kind of self fulfilling prophecy—-shows getting cancelled because people don’t want to get invested in a new show that is probably going to get cancelled. I’m still getting over the loss of Pam Am.

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Honestly, I don’t get the ad. Grapefruit? Why? Because it kinda, sorta, maybe looks like a vulva? Because it’s juicy?

I really, really want to support this idea. But that grapefruit image? Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Thinx is banking on the ensuing outrage to generate even more publicity for them. Clever. I ain’t mad at it.

As a fan, I’m actually glad she lost. She needs to remember she can strike, sure, but she’s a Judoka. What madness possessed her to try to box a woman who is considered maybe the best ever?

That’s the bottom line for me: if someone’s going to fuck up handwashing, they’re going to fuck up glove use. Mandatory glove laws don’t help anything.

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

‘A step too far?’ Like canonizing a pedophile con man isn’t too far? Like saying Black people are cursed wasn’t too far? Like being instrumental in the repeal of marriage equality in California wasn’t too far? Like saying women are less than men isn’t too far?

And people wonder why some Boy Scouts are so weird.

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Interesting. I’ve heard ‘Trump is a plant who isn’t actually serious about running’ theories before but its always been of the ‘he’s a Democratic mole’ variety. I’ve never heard one along the lines of what you’re suggesting. The ‘Dem mole’ ones were always pretty fanciful, but knowing the GOP’s knack for dirty tricks,

It feels like it’s been a lifetime since that’s been the case.

Raise your hand if you spent a solid two minutes or more looking for warped walls and furniture or other evidence of ‘shopping.

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

But, Khloe, how was that hilarious? It’s an old photo + a new one. That’s not even particularly amusing. If you want to post your two magazine covers side-by-side, rock on, but why would you go with “hilarious” as a descriptor? That just confuses people and it sounds like you don’t know what that word means.

Thank you! I’m really glad you enjoyed it.

Just brilliant writing Kate. Really, this is the best of Jezebel.

Read the piece again.

This looks exactly like Kate Winslet’s smile...