I kind of wish I still watched Saturday Night Live, so that not watching it last night would mean something.

I watched the episode, as I always do. I’m and SNL junkie. It was uneven, as the show has always been. Trump himself was not at all funny or interesting. The best parts were Drunk Uncle as a Trump fan and the not porn stars campaign spot for him.

Dear god, what must you have gone through in life to become a pro-Trump activist.

Or, and this is just a theory, maybe this is a guy who has committed moments and experiences of his life to song, in an effort to work through the raw emotion of these experiences, and not as a guide map for how people should act. Maybe that’s the whole purpose of art, the expression of self, unfiltered by expectation…

I’ve been listening to undisclosed and serial dynasty/truth and justice. If their evidence is to be believed-

I've been listening to Undisclosed, so between that and my Law and Order degree, I feel like they could put me on the bench and tag me in if anyone gets tired.

Two, Four, Six Brazilian Butt Lifts.

From the description on Groupon:

I always see her as Artemis from It’s Always Sunny, which makes me love Susan all the more.

I really liked this piece — I think it does a good job of bringing out some nuances around trying to be a good, diligent partner. That said, I really need to point out some trends in the comments section that are representative of what happens in every comments section on the topic of sexual behavior.

It’s just as likely that she was a lying whore

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

Oh, absolutely not. Her family wasn’t wealthy, her divorced mother’s boyfriend left after the birth of their daughter (Remini’s half-sister.) As teens, Remini and her sister worked in the nightmarish Sea Org, and had take other jobs to pay for the courses. It wasn’t until she started getting more work as an actress…

Just turned 45. Is my advanced degree going to save me?!?

There are two things I don’t like about myself. One, I’m very shy in person. Two, I worry... a lot... about stupid stuff. Both of these things make travelling somewhere by myself very nerve wracking. I recently flew out to San Francisco on business. I have wanted to visit China Town forever. It took me two hours of…

Wilson gave him some of his water so he’ll be fine.

My problem with this argument, not that I don’t want football to be safer and the players to be more informed, is that it’s not like it’s the only dangerous profession in the world. There are a lot of them out there, but we single football out in a “we should end this game” way because it’s entertainment and not…

Lack of proof is not proof of innocence. Also, you’re browser is confused, you’re on deadspin, not the mens rights subreddit.

Would eat.