I absolutely love this.

makeup vs. sex is a real problem in my life, and I stared at that question for a good two minutes before I picked one. I spend a good half hour and many eyeliners and eye shadows to achieve my sex eyes, and, post coital, look like the crying drunk girl yelling at her boyfriend (without the yelling). It's a cruel game.

Honestly, I think this state should and will be liable for any and all negative health implications caused by this "procedure", and handsome emotional distress judgements if it doesn't work. Fuck them.

I don't understand these or why they exist. I watched the entire video. I'm confused, a little angry, and mesmerized at the same time.

Those flies are assholes.

I've tried the holes-in-plastic-wrap trick, and I can confirm it works very well, and is also satisfying in an evil way.

I know it can seem daunting, and believe me, until i was 26/27, I didnt even so much as wash my face on a daily basis. Then some shit got real, and I begrudgingly began my quest. First of all, you're already taking steps, which is great. If that moisturizer isnt doing what you want after a month or two, switch it. I…

dolphinately.

Dolphinately

This is just great. I love it.

I get very frustrated reading reviews of skin care products, because many people don't include the very vital information if their age range, skin type, sensitives and also what goals they'd like to achieve with their skin care, if applicable. A 28 year old with oily acne prone skin is not going to benefit from the…

Origins GinZing. It's not a concealer or a cream, it's sort of a little of both - it has mica flecks in it to reflect light (and as such kind of can be seen on bare skin, but not a lot), caffeine to de-puff, and ginseng for...I don't know. Whatever ginseng does. It's the closest thing to a cream that, in my opinion,…

Thanks so much for the Awl link. I didn't even know Chive was a thing, and that piece was a great primer. I perused Chive a bit just now, and it seems like every other buzzfeed-y clickbait ad-riddled site to me. I guess I have to check out the comments sections, which I'm kind of loathe to do. On the one hand, it's…

Jason Garrett's feet, tho

he looks like a giant fat baby man

I'm sorry you're having a bad week :( and I hope that things start looking up soon. Now, I am just suggesting the following from a purely helpful standpoint, and encourage you to eat whatever you want and whatever makes you feel better - if you happen to like peanut butter (or whatever nut butter) and think you can…

DREW DROEGE FOR LIFE everyone should watch ALL of these, they are the best EVER and I hate writing in all caps but I just love these so much.

Thank you for that thoughtful explanation, I appreciate it. Zofran was the only thing that helped my nausea during my period for years, so I always liked to have it in case, as I used to often get nauseas for at least 2-4 days a month, to the point of not being able to focus. Thankfully, I don't have to deal with it…

This is true (with caffeine) but getting rid of a headache might trump sleep. Or, you still have the headache when you wake up (and have to stay up) so it's a win win there. I'm just glad my hangover days are behind me. I know that sounds old and lame, but I don't miss them.