“The healthiest. The best health. Stronger than Obama. Large Electoral College win in history. Huge hands. Classy. Never met Putin, but would love to meet him. No puppet. Will nuke Africa.”

Ok, folks... time for a little reality check.

Given that Democrats seem to be doing absolutely nothing besides breathlessly declaring “Can you imagine if OBAMA had done _______________?!?”, there’s absolutely no reason to believe he’s not right. What’s happening with the anti-gerrymandering plan that Holder and Obama are supposedly working on? Where’s the…

And to no longer be able to see the identities of our upvoters, making everything largely anonymous and watering down the site’s sense of community.

Here I am again, just trying to figure out how to comment in this post-Disqus hell that AVClub has become.

Not us! Isn’t it fun having our comments pending approval on a site some of us have been commenting on for years?

Kids today.

I was to understand the “very first” story after going live was how to get out of the grays?