I for one would love to see a film adaptation of Sega's Aladdin game.

Shall we beat him / her / it up?

Where the fuck is Person Of Interest, that's what I want to know.

I like it! And I have met one other person who likes it.

That's impossible, even for an Internet.

Funny you should say that about US political satire vs. UK political satire, 'cos I was thinking recently that there's really a dearth of decent, genuinely biting political satire in the UK right now. The closest we've come in recent years is Charlie Brooker's stuff, like Newswipe etc, but there isn't really anything…

Agent Expanded Capabilities!

HELLO YOU.

Which all eventually turns out to be a movie that Abed is making… or is it?

You made it that far?

Sweet rate, dude.

Imagine it! Two tactless, hyper-intelligent grouches rattling around the universe mis-reading social cues, being far too blunt in sensitive situations and generally rubbing everybody they meet up the wrong way. It would be fucking brilliant.

CHLOE FROM 24 (specifically Season 5) AS NEW COMPANION OR GTFO

Avengers: Wee Little Puppet War Pt. 1
Avengers: Wee Little Puppet War Pt. 2

Not to be confused with areichmetic.

Thank you. I shall henceforth endeavour to conduct myself with more decorum.

The A.V. Club

What a prick.

I really don't think this sounds like a very good idea.

Actually, it's just 'cos we hate Social Jedi Warriors