Which all eventually turns out to be a movie that Abed is making… or is it?

You made it that far?

Sweet rate, dude.

Imagine it! Two tactless, hyper-intelligent grouches rattling around the universe mis-reading social cues, being far too blunt in sensitive situations and generally rubbing everybody they meet up the wrong way. It would be fucking brilliant.

CHLOE FROM 24 (specifically Season 5) AS NEW COMPANION OR GTFO

Avengers: Wee Little Puppet War Pt. 1
Avengers: Wee Little Puppet War Pt. 2

Not to be confused with areichmetic.

Thank you. I shall henceforth endeavour to conduct myself with more decorum.

The A.V. Club

What a prick.

I really don't think this sounds like a very good idea.

Actually, it's just 'cos we hate Social Jedi Warriors

Nah, he's already seen the airport.

WHEREISSHEE

Ah, fuck off.

Don't say shit like that. It's unprofessional.

Time is a flat wormhole.

Fair enough.

What sort of stuff do you like?

Really? I gave up after Buffy's "pregnancy" turned out to… not be that. Would you say they're worth picking up again? And if so, where? Pleasethanks :)