They're crepuscular!

"Me and My Mynock"

God, this.

THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE HERE.

Ah, Animorphs. Not many ADULT book series would end with one of their main characters becoming a PTSD-afflicted, cousin-and-disabled-people-sacrificing, killing-defenceless-enemies-for-the-fun-of-it war criminal. And I was reading this stuff when I was 12!

Not necessarily. Between Into Darkness and Star Trek 3, Spock could have been sent off on a top secret assignment code-named "Beginning" (in the promo material, anyway - we'll find out its real name while watching the film), and disappeared. And Kirk could disobey his order to carry on with his five-year mission, and…

And whenever he's not on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's Snoopy?".

Don't you mean "younglings"? TOTALLY different. And pretty cool.

Shame about the band.

See that doesn't bother me because it often happens in my life - someone important leaves, and usually within about a fortnight I get to know somebody else (usually they've just moved in nearby) who, while not exactly the same, fulfills basically the same role. Month or so passes, and I can't even remember what the…

Don't worry. At some point Walt Junior-2 is going to accidentally dose himself with green meth, punch a hole in reality and fix the whole mess.

Indeed it does not "make it so"... so let us "engage" in polite debate... um... "tea, Earl Grey, hot".

...

Such mitzvah.

They should have just made it a direct sequel to Phone Booth, with Sutherland up to his old tricks again.

It's a regional dialect.

"We're not sure, but right now we do have an "expert" giving an "actress we love" a crash course of "cello lessons."

I hear everything you say in David Boreanaz's voice.

Ooh, this is such a drag. Ooh, I'm beside myself. Ooh. Ooh R2. Ooh, this is such a drag.

Who's Kenneth Branagh?

The theme tune of that show is one of my favourites, it always makes me sad that I lost my ability to whistle in a tragic dog-signalling accident.