"I guess they were allowed to have violence in stories back then, just not sex."

I don't listen to hip-hop.

I AM THE ONE WHO'S NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS

I've been trying to think of something to top it for the last six days, but I'm coming up empty. So I think I'm going to have to forfeit those Internets. Save 'em for someone who deserves 'em... I've disgraced myself...

*nods slightly awkwardly and goes off to prep my A4-Wing*

:) And you, sir, are mine. Take care of yourself - I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it (sorry, couldn't resist)?

Seventeen? ... OK, you've got yourself a ship... made of paper.

You bet I could, I'm not such a bad paper pilot, you know.

2000?! I could almost buy my own paper ship for that.

It's not impossible. I used to make womp rats out of paper back home. They're not much bigger.

A poem to mark the occasion.