They tried to go to the Anne Frank house and were quite put out when told it was in Amsterdam—how unAmerican!

Where they were promptly disappointed, because all the stations had pre-empted their original programming in order to show live updates on what’s going on in Sweden.

His doodle dick is out there cause he wants to make sure they ‘ll let him use the right bathroom.

See? This is why we need some screening before going to a public restroom, what if that guy were in a girl’s restroom.

Of COURSE they’re all white, too. And the one on the right has his wiener out for all to see.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

Omarosa has always been terrible on her own. No one made her become terrible.

I think horrible people are just naturally drawn to each other.

Chris Evans’ twitter is delightful. I don’t know that he literally writes every tweet, but it clearly isn’t some PR-driven, sanitized, safe feed.

My question is: Why are you so concerned with what Chris Evans is doing with his dick? Like, do you want to put it in your mouth? That’s fine. I too, hope that one day I will be able to put Chris Evan’s dick in my mouth.

Wait, can I get my White Genocide merit badge just for talking to black men? I thought I had to procreate with one.

You can always tell when a dress shirt was designed by someone who has not ironed anything ever or in a very long time.

WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO YOU?

Tell us again about that degree from Wharton? Now I’m really curious how that ever happened.

This is a picture I took in TJ Maxx. On the right is Calvin Klein. The left is Ivanka’s crappy knockoff. Maybe if her line had a ounce of creativity instead of being shitty knockoffs, it would do better.

“She told me I could let the hookers pee on me but not kill them with my tiny hands. Heckava brain to pair with those titties.”

white woman.

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