This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

“To be kissed for 15 minutes is not a terrifying situation—you can press the button for a flight attendant...”

I loved when the debate was over and Clinton just peacocked across the stage directly in front of Trump with a big victorious smile on her face while he was still seething at his podium.

How is this patronizing?

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

It was worse. I started yelling. Who cares what her husband did?

I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

Probably people who have had “mulatto” hurled at them as an epithet.

Almost as good as a Jewish quartet with the name “Fourskins”. I will see myself out now.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

A “pile-on” in this context refers to the cascade of responses I’m getting- this is something that happens when a commenter shares an unpopular opinion in a space where there’s an overwhelming consensus that is hostile to that opinion.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

You replied to a comment complaining about someone saying “the only difference between Trump and Clinton is that ‘Trump won his primary fair and square.’” with “he has a point”.

I was on the Bernie train from early June 2015, but there is nothing more infuriating to me then hearing any supposed Berners putting “Trump and Clinton” in the same sentence. It’s tantamount to saying Arsenic and Vegetables are somehow similar.

My issue isn’t that people want to vote third party, personally. My issue, as supported by Oliver, is that you can’t romanticize those options just because the two major candidates are unappealing. We aren’t talking about Clinton vs an unviable candidate who is unfit to lead based on current experience. We are talking…

Those leaks also revealed that DNC staff tried to work with the Sanders campaign and found them unresponsive and rude.

Mr. WaywardCalicoCat is still determined to vote for Gary Johnson. We have had several frank talks about it, and I am still shocked that someone so intelligent would vote for a dingbat like Johnson.

It can’t be pointed out frequently enough that the most experience Jill Stein has had in government has been representing one of the wealthiest, whitest towns in Massachusetts in its Town Meeting. Going from that to the presidency is like jumping from kindergarten to university.

Gotta lurve the amount of facts you didn’t put in your rant. Pathetic, in fact....