Lets put it on a global scale, he is probably the most watched movie star in the past 35 years. Bigger than Brad Pitt, Tom Cruz, or even Tom Hanks. He IS Bollywood! The fact that we don’t have systems that can flag people of major renowned or importance just shows that TSA and customs is security theater that isn’t…

For real. I hate when people like, WHEN THEY FIRST MEET YOU, are like “I’m a hugger!” and just go in for a hug. NO. I don’t give a shit who you are. Can I punch you and say “I’m a puncher!”?

This is too much. This has really, really gone too far.

I write emails like this for a living (I’m a content marketing copywriter). Hands down, a team has sat and written these emails, edited them, checked for voice. Chelsea is probably legit a worker in the office, but likelihood of her personally writing them is very low. I write the emails my CEO “sends” as marketing…

They could just like to complain. My grandmother still complains about a six week stint of watching me in the 70s. But according to my mom grandma had a fit about me spending some of that time with my dad’s mom.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

Meh. Color aside, my husband is Kiehl’s addict and tried to encourage me to try their products. The eye cream for woman—THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING, IN DIFFERENT ‘GIRLY’ PACKAGING THAT GOES IN THE TRASH—was FIFTY DOLLARS MORE. I had a very embarrassing meltdown in Nordstroms over the ridiculousness of it all.

Also, because the trolls are out in full force today, this picture is safe and related to what you said, I swear!

I’d ask you to explain it to us, but I doubt our lady brains could handle it.

Story time:

Not to start up the whole “safe spaces" discourse again, but as a women attending college, that's essentially what these exclusively-female spaces are. And it kind of pisses me off that some asshole can't get over the fact that sometimes we just want to be in a space without men, while still being in public.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

One time I had to get tested for a UTI and they couldn't use my sample because it was too dilute and the doctor high fived me for being so well hydrated.

Yes, I’m not sure what the shaming surrounding people utilizing social programs designed to level the playing field/provide needed support is. Can’t bootstrap if you have no shoes.

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Yeah I get that people want to be inspiring and hopeful, but sometimes it comes across sounding like if they die from the cancer they just weren’t trying hard enough or hoping hard enough or (and these people can rot) praying hard enough.

I am in awe that she has gone public. Cancer is scary, but also gross, messy, very painful, completely ravages and changes your body, and it’s a very ugly side of life that people would rather not have in front of them...but it’s so important.

And pets! Cabinet doors are the only thing keeping my Hell Cat from spending all day playing with steak knives.