Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

My heart just grew three sizes.

Just a friendly reminder that Hillary was saying all of this before the election and even on TV, but nah, her emails...

starred for “flex seal” because now I’m picturing Donald gesticulating wildly in a little screen door boat and laughing. thank you

He was head of the transition team. How will he try to explain how he had no idea what was going on?

Same. My sister nearly died of an eating disorder about 15 years ago and has recently relapsed, so I admit that my sensitivity on this subject is on a hair trigger, but I fucking hate this woman. I actually think her brand of “fitness” and “health” is specifically tailored to people who already have EDs or are…

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

But if kids at inner-city schools are doing well and they stay in school because they can concentrate because they’re not starving and they’re not forced to make money however they can and they graduate and get jobs instead... who will fill all of those private prisons? Tell me that. Who will think of the…

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

I still don’t understand how this fucking goblin is our president. I mean, I do, but HOW IS THIS FUCKING GOBLIN OUR PRESIDENT?

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

They are already off to a bad start.

Like the majority of people I’m sure, I hate cancer. However, having personally known two women who have died from Ovarian Cancer, may I give this type an especially hearty ‘Fuck You’? (Along with Multiple Myeloma...not enough ‘fuck you’ for that one.)

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

If that’s the case, can I interest you in this compilation?

A conservative relative of mine wrote a post on Facebook after the liberal guy who wrote for a left-wing blog was arrested as responsible for some of the bomb threats and wrote how he was laughing at all the dumb Libtards who wished the suspect to be something else. I simply responded “no, libtards like me wished…

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.