I gave my grandmother a tiara on her 80th birthday because she was always encouraging me to live it up. She used to wear it while vacuuming- it was all the exercise she got and she wanted to be wearing it when the paramedics came, in case she keeled over.

#notallcollarbones

This is weird but I am entranced by her collarbones. They- arch?- in a way white people collarbones do not. She is stunning.

Speed the Plow is notorious for hiring some terrible but famous actress to bring in the $$$s. See: Madonna

aaaallll the catholic school girls I knew did anal, because you were still a virgin. Ouch!

A "squish".

Baltimore is full of idiots like this - it's not nice to call them this but they are indeed White Trash.

any advice for a late 30s mom moving from Baltimore to Santa Monica? Feels like I'm moving to the moon right now!

Yes, instead he loves happily in the richest part of Austin TX. It boggles the mind.

God I fucking love this. I want to make cards of this image to hand out to people.

Joni Mitchell's album "Court and Spark"

Me too! Something in my brain screamed LOOK AWAY so I did but I remember. I saw it. Horrible.

this makes me furious! http://m.wbaltv.com/news/women-def…

Moving to LA (Santa Monica) in 3 weeks! Lived in Baltimore for 7, Austin for 6. What do I need to know, Jezzies? Do I throw away most of my sweaters?

I'm a fan of Episcopals. They have great music, and lady preachers and are open affirming places (generally! Different places in the country have different flavors)

So much this!!

My husband's family seems insulted that I won't change my name. They always call us "The Husband'sNames" and I'm in their phones as Bunny HusbandsName. I don't know who that person is, that's not my name! It didn't bother me at first but it's getting old.

An old friend kept reporting that nonsense until I asked her why they don't have cut up onions all over hospitals.

You are recommending The Other Boleyn Girl. 10 points to Slytherin.

Can we talk about the people who post about how you should leave cut up onions around your house if you are sick? The onions suck up the toxins! But don't eat them because they will make you sick again. Wtf.