I have very fine hair that I dye so it's very very damaged. It's thin.
My solution: pixie cut. It's like a have new hair! Voila.

You want to play the game? Then you have to play the whole game. This is why many of us leave the game early.

If you are going to play the game, you have to play the whole game. This is why many of us leave the game early.

Oh Richard Armitage, if only I had some 15,000 pounds that is currently in the bank at very little interest.

I have it. I call it "The Crazy". I track my periods with an app and it's like clockwork, bang, the crazy hits a week before my period. Then, the last day of my period, it just ....lifts. It's a miracle, it feels amazing when it's finally over.

Especially that kiss! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

High An.......xietyyyyyyyyyyy!

Don't ever try to drive a stick shift while smoking and eating a taco. You shift into third and all the lettuce and cheese goes into your dash vents. High School, the more you know!

Ah, that's what it looks like when you hash tag text in comments! Like runon sentence yelling.

I have to say, it's a quick way of figuring out 'class'. There should be a chapter on eyebrow shaping in Freakanomics.

Can I add that pumping (not as efficient as a real sucking baby) led to my two horrible milk duct infections? Mastitis is no. fucking. joke. I've never been so miserable. I had a premie and he didn't breast feed well for the first 2 months. I kept trying and crying and pumped every 2-3 hours. Finally connected with an…

I would ask myself this: in all of his actions, where is the love? I don't read it here.
I have a friend who buried her husband 3 years ago. He died of liver failure from alcoholism. He was 38. She has a son to raise alone now. And he was the life of the party! Handsome, fun, smart. Dead.
You don't want to get in any…

My son was diagnosed at 2 as being on the spectrum. This meant free services like Speech Therapy and Occupational Therapy. Both are very very helpful. I was encouraged to get him more socialized, so I found a preschool coop where moms are there to help for the entire time, kind of like a playgroup. He goes two days a…

People taking orders don't like any room for doubt. My husband manages a shit ton of people and he has tried the language of inclusiveness and more of a "lets all come up with the solutions together!" Attitude and all the second tier managers get confused and say they have no idea what the message is. They want to be…

I have a friend who is young (27) and recently was promoted to the head of her high pressure department. She's a total badass, really really smart, but she talks like someone from the Californians! After a glass of wine it's crazy crazy. I wonder if some of the issues she's had with older men (2 have totally refused…

They totes share a slanket and drink white wine and watch hgtv together.

Awwww look at cute non-crazy Britney!

Well, now I love him. Sic transit Gloria.

You'll get it once you have a little drink to unwind yourself.
I WROTE A HIT PLAY! And..I'm in love with you.