She's just really, really hungry. Look at the arms/legs. Soon she'll have rickets.

Big old Internet hug to you. Yes, I was very lucky. I was mocked for being too thin most of my life and then had a great 15 year run of being ready to wear sample sized. Now I am lumpy. Why are women's clothes so unflattering for most women?!?!? No wonder Ren Fest's are popular with bigger gals. That shit is all look…

I was always an off the rack perfect 0-2 until I hit 35 and had a kid. Suddenly NOTHING fit. My top half and bottom half are different sizes, my mid section fluctuates from one size to the next on a weekly basis. My upper arms and chest expanded so that I am squeezed to death in tank styles that aren't stretch…

I had to hold myself back from yelling at a dad last month! Cold snap in Austin. His kid was in a summer dress, no socks, fussing in a stroller. He was wearing a sweater and a jacket!!! Ohhhhh I gave him what for, quietly to myself.

I first noticed the hands, then the neck. After my baby especially. My face changed, more like hers. It's creepy! My teen self is mortified. Now me is too tired to care much.

I lived there for a year, and had such a hard time making friends. Cliquey town, kind of cold. Good luck! At least it's pretty!

I'm an old, let me share an old timey video! This is my jazz choir from college, the KU Jazz Singers. This is the first time the Jazz dept was allowed to participate in the Christmas concert, Vespers. I'm the soloist and the guy to my right is Kerry Marsh, the arranger. He is now a big time jazz composer and works…

Yes I remember this! But seriously our national anthem is so hard to memorize. The lyrics are interchangeable.

First music purchase was a 45 of 99 Red Balloons. Then I got Prince 'party like its 1999' and 'Eye of the Tiger.' I am old.

The names make me suspect that there was something else myrtle beach cops didn't like about these ladies....

If you are single please do me a personal favor: do whatever the fuck you want without having to ask someone if its ok with them that you do it. Enjoy doing whatever you want, whenever you want. Go out, or stay in. Wear what you like. It's great to be single.

I'm pretty sure that if Sears would just re-make these, it would save their business. I want the floral one.

This is one of my favorite lines!!!!

Agreed. I've seen it 1200 times!

Can we bitch about Morning Glory, too? Because a woman always gives up her dream job to satisfy her Daddy Complex.

Location: New Orleans.

benadryl can have the exact opposite effect on some children, and the worst way to find out is on a plane!

After having my boy, I finally understood why women would go along with the concept of a Sister-Wife. I was even totally OK with the idea of someone else having sex with him, I certainly wasn't down with it and he would have been happier and less resentful.

I heard about this 12 years ago, when my niece was born. I thought it must be regional,as this was Texas and I had not heard of it where I was from, Kansas. My sister and I thought it was tacky to talk about but she did get a wedding band upgrade.

I blame Diane Keaton in the movie Baby Boom. Which I will go find on Netflix and watch happily because it is awesome.