We apologize that you got mad at how we handled this one game but rest assured we will make slight adjustments on implementation in future games.  Believe us when we say we want to make games that siphon as much money and time away from you as possible all the way up to the line in which you’ll accept.  Until that day…

I'm hoping for a more efficient rune farm gets found.  One can only lure a stupid chicken to its death so many times before you run out of podcasts.  

So, I get everything else, but why is going to a strip club during lunch a bad thing? Like, are they gone more than the hour or whatever alotted to them? Are they not clocking out and using company time? Are they coming back drunk? If not... it’s their lunch break, they can go where they want.

Im sure he saved a lot of time by not answering the phone every time his cousin called.

Patches originates in a PS2 game called Shadow Tower Abyss which is basically the Bloodborne of the King’s Field franchise.

... you ever get the feeling that “below expectations” involves the same kind of magical math that makes the most successful films of all time never be profitable, except for the fact that all the suits get all the money from them?

This guy doesn’t buy heroin. He buys poppies and makes it himself at home. It’s cheaper and he’s learning a life skill 

Not even remotely close.  

As someone that owns a Series X and a PS5 and prefers Xbox, no. Not even close. The DualSense is legitimately as great as people say it is.

How wrong you are

I mean, it literally does exactly half of what the DualSense does lol.

That is incorrect. 

Just nope. Xbox controllers do not have adaptive triggers. 

I have an Xbox controller and it doesn’t do half of what the PS5 haptics do.

Your comment on the best diet being the one you can stick to is right.

And Mexican Coke does taste better than American Coke.

i’m 5'11". It’s a dick thing to say. But I don’t think she should have been fired over it.  Cancel culture is getting way out of hand. 

I think you should. The PC version had a pretty rough start in the optimization department but it’s now fully playable assuming you have the minimum hardware for it. What I don’t really like is the controls which feels less intuitive than its PS4/5 counterpart even if you plug in a PS4 controller on your rig. It’s…

Here’s a question: as someone who is kind of bored of open world games and their usual filler but still really likes them when they’re good, should I check out Horizon Zero Dawn? I don’t have a PS console so I can’t pick up the sequel, but I quite like Ashly Burch as a voice actor so I thought maybe the first one…

Oh god the whole gluten thing.  Unless you have a specific intolerance to it, there is nothing really wrong with it. That and the whole “bone broth” craze from a little while back just make me roll my eyes SO hard.