oh gawd. you just HAD to, didn’ya? Had to find something to express your moral superiority about.

so far I didn’t hear Trump talking about murdering millions of people...

I read Jezebel because io9 doesn’t put out new articles fast enough. Also, I loved your Trump coverage over the last year.

Do it like this guy:

He’s narcissistically obsessed with his image as a “legendary director” and doesn’t want a dissappointing movie in his filmography. He said so himself.

for reals??

I’m not sure what a petroleum degree is but I guess it looks something like this

yeah, bonobos

OR the story was made up

oh god I think you’re right.

Ivanka has 5 to 10 more years before she expires and he’s got to get a new’un

What you’re outlining is essentially a cycler, a system that stays in space and cycles back and forth between Mars and Earth. There are some key logistic reasons why they decided against that.

Public Fire Department?

He was just pointing out the irony

they would have to learn to code first

or wait am I even out of the greys? Prolly not

arggh delete that please didn’t realize it was a joke

Here I am, a strong but thoughtful man who believes women deserve respect. And I never would have said it if it weren’t for my young daughter.

yes

You’re a frakkin’ idiot. But that makes me feel better about myself, because I can tell you you’re stupid. So, it’s a good thing.