I was gonna go Step-Sim but I'll upvote you for getting there first

Wait till you see the fix which is just adding the word “step” to the front of any family relationship

What are you doing, Sim-Bro?

At the schoolyard, the scuttlebutt was that Jalopnik wanted to make one page, but the Bean Counters (or Management) stepped in and forced them to make it a 22 page slideshow, instead.

They don’t need to ask, it’s in the VIN Number.

This is a great one - you are in for sure on the upcoming slideshow my friend.

“... leaving them alone for the afternoon then returning to find a perfect 1:1 recreation of Michelangelo’s David made entirely of lego sitting in their foyer...”

I’ll start this by saying that anyone is free to feel insulted by whatever they feel insulted by. But I - an Asian-American living in a third world country - really think this criticism is stretching a bit.

The game is great. You really should play it. 

I wouldn’t write it off based on this one review. Every other one I’ve read has been pretty overwhelmingly positive. Kotaku has become notorious for writing negative, condescending, clickbait titles since the scandal a few years back and subsequent staff changes. I only come to scan headlines and see if I’ve missed…

Its a video game. 

I have always taken issue with the discourse around Quiet which always just sounded to me like slut-shaming. Wanting a Resident Evil giantess to sit on you is perfectly cool but a woman existing in a bikini is Japanese perviness in full effect.

Nope. Listen, I’ve loved Diablo from day 1, played Hellfire, used to wake up before school to grind for runes in D2, and enjoyed D3 post auction house, but there is no way in hell I’m downloading Immortal. Yeah, I could play for free, but number of downloads is still a metric Blizzard uses; number of “potential…

This is a terrible take.

Yeah I cant really think of a better way for them to communicate to me “Please write off this studio as another entity you dont need to play any game they make ever again” 

tbh i really could care less if they know my name, a lot of things beat that

Tell us you’ve never seen a penis without saying you’ve never seen a penis.

I would encourage you to see a doctor if your dick looks anything remotely like that thing

“Gonna go out on a limb here and say the Diablo games are NOT aimed at children at all.”

You cannot possibly be this niave so I just have to assume you’re being disingenuous.