Can we fix the shitty homepage for Kotaku?

You must be retarded.

I’ve owned and shot firearms most of my life: you simply don’t forget “it’s there.” Even when CC’ing or OC’ing, you are cognitively aware that it’s there at all times.

HAR HAR HAR

Oh fuck, we have a bad ass here guys! So superior! Much power.

“Why aren’t these over 20k cars on the list?” I mean, I know this list is for cars under 20k, but why aren’t they on here?”

Nah, they stole the story to the original Matrix, and now they’re walking back and trying to uplift their original content in hopes of boosting sales of the reboot/sequel/whatever the fuck they’re making.

Someone’s ability to turn on the ignition to a $60,000 SUV, does not mean they have the ability or skills to successfully off-road it.

You must have a very low threshold for jokes. This wasn’t even low hanging fruit, this was the one that already fell off the tree at his feet.

How your personal thoughts on the Justice system works, doesn’t align with how the Justice system in Louisiana works.

Sorry fam. You’re not the good guy in this situation. I don’t know who or what you’re talking to, or about, but declaring people don’t deserve love? Holy fuck you’re a terrible human for declaring something like that.

Remember the time you thought only people of a certain race could use crack pipes?

It’s not racist.

It won’t. It really really won’t.

I already pay for Disney+, I’m not giving them $30 to watch a movie that’s going to end up on the service in 4 months anyway.

One had the month of July added in his name, and the other had August created for him.

They have plenty of Jeeps available.

Didn’t the Envoy’s roof open up dramatically?

Not watching your stupid videos. Just write things out, as would be expected, on a news blog.

They promised the moon