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How do the rest of us get free copies so we can also enjoy wasting 20 hours on?

There is no other show, Cake.

I’ll take a stab at this:

Vaper: *breathes in unknown chemicals and nicotine*

I’m pretty sure you can sideload the Google Play store onto your Amazon devices since they run an altered version of Android. I had the Google Play Store on my Kindle and it let me install anything that was available to “normal” Android devices.

Right. The highest ranked, and one of the most watched porn stars on Pornhub, that no one can recognize.

But can I romance the super-hot cops and seemingly attractive vending machine?

I don’t get shame from questioning that number. I just don’t understand it. I’d wager the majority of adult men could identify her by sight and know her name. For her fame and popularity, the women deserves a tremendously larger amount of money.

Oh, shut the fuck up. You know that’s not what HGH was saying.

Ah, yes, 2012. What a time. Prior to the PC launcher arms race, and before publishers would insult and attack their fans on Twitter.

I was just trying to determine how to convince a Japanese stranger I’ve never met, to steal one and then somehow ship it to me on the US east coast.

Just denied the Pokemon Go app location permissions.

Each app has it’s own permission set. You can certainly deny location to one app, and not another.

Nothing quite as exhilarating as speeding in a 4 ton+ vehicle.

You have to have a specific plan to get it, but, yes... sort of. They give you the money back in bill credit. so, you pay for netflix, and your t-mobile bill is $12 cheaper every month.

You have to have a specific plan to get it, but, yes... sort of. They give you the money back in bill credit. so, you pay for netflix, and your t-mobile bill is $12 cheaper every month.

Just don’t subscribe to each one at the same time.

They didn’t get all of us. /shrug

I’m sticking with Netflix. I have no reason to get rid of it. I might pick up Disney once a year or so just to binge their original content, but otherwise, I don’t really want/need another streaming service.