Yeah I should've been more clear, I was actually thinking of George more than Jerry in that example, although I do remember rolling my eyes a few times at some of the women Jerry got (Miss Rhode Island comes to mind). Point is, after that brief thought of, "Oh, c'mon…" I went back to enjoying the show because it's…

I'm down, it's fucking freezing where I live right now. Quick question first though, are you a woman? You know what - AV Clubber, Girls fan, username is a 30 Rock reference - fuck it, it's all the same in the dark, let's do this!

This is exactly why I could never watch Seinfeld or Woody Allen movies, there's no way those nebbishy Jews could pull women like that, and that fact alone blinded me to any entertainment value therein. Oh wait, no it didn't, because I have double standards for women and men, and I'm cool with that.

THIS. I was expecting much more love for that monologue in the comments here, I could not stop laughing, and it just kept getting funnier the longer it went on. Then at the end Andy points at him, empty shot glass in hand, and it alllll makes sense. So perfect.

THIS. I was expecting much more love for that monologue in the comments here, I could not stop laughing, and it just kept getting funnier the longer it went on. Then at the end Andy points at him, empty shot glass in hand, and it alllll makes sense. So perfect.

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I was bummed to learn that Petey now hates Tom. The story about Space Ghost wanting 500 bucks for a non-commercial radio appearance was pretty great though.

I was bummed to learn that Petey now hates Tom. The story about Space Ghost wanting 500 bucks for a non-commercial radio appearance was pretty great though.

@dvdv:disqus Yeah, hypothetical me is such an asshole! Seriously, what? I really don't care if you don't like Tom and don't get when he is doing a bit, I just get sick of the constant shitting on him in the podmass comments by people who clearly don't listen to the show. You're right, how dare fans of the show want to…

@dvdv:disqus Yeah, hypothetical me is such an asshole! Seriously, what? I really don't care if you don't like Tom and don't get when he is doing a bit, I just get sick of the constant shitting on him in the podmass comments by people who clearly don't listen to the show. You're right, how dare fans of the show want to…

@dvdv:disqus Yeah, shit on Tom after his home state was destroyed by a hurricane, real classy.

@dvdv:disqus Yeah, shit on Tom after his home state was destroyed by a hurricane, real classy.

MINUS? YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST EPISODES OF PARKS AND REC AND OF TELEVISION IN GENERAL

MINUS? YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST EPISODES OF PARKS AND REC AND OF TELEVISION IN GENERAL

@avclub-baa2ec73a58f41eb7bbf4d6c6d869b34:disqus Sorry to rant at you, Scientology is a very personal issue to me, and it bothers me when it is perceived as just some "wacky, new-age Hollywood religion" for actors with too much money. It makes the Church of Scientology seem much more harmless and less sinister than it…

@avclub-baa2ec73a58f41eb7bbf4d6c6d869b34:disqus Sorry to rant at you, Scientology is a very personal issue to me, and it bothers me when it is perceived as just some "wacky, new-age Hollywood religion" for actors with too much money. It makes the Church of Scientology seem much more harmless and less sinister than it…

You should hate Scientology for much more than the fact that they create hypocritical actors. Like the fact that they prey on the mentally ill and deprive them of the drugs they need to stay sane (and alive). Or that they disconnect their members from their non-scientologist friends and family. Or that they have…

You should hate Scientology for much more than the fact that they create hypocritical actors. Like the fact that they prey on the mentally ill and deprive them of the drugs they need to stay sane (and alive). Or that they disconnect their members from their non-scientologist friends and family. Or that they have…

That's actually a really good summary of Rabin's entire reviewing career at the AV Club.