They would just claim it’s a hoax and all of those sick people, nurses, and doctors are actors on a repurposed ER set. Deep State CoNsPiRaCy!

I’m sorry, which one of his unalienable rights are being trampled on again?

With that many tickets sold, they shouldn’t have a problem maintaining social distancing.

Yep, it’s....something...

Nope. Some of them are actually saying the quiet part out loud....

I won’t read Deadspin until those cowards allow comments again.

May I interest you in some, “surprise mechanics?”

I use that thing as little as possible. Hand wash only...stupid pan isn’t going to tell me what to do!

Consuming too much alcohol shortens your life, and you choose Beast as your life shortening vehicle?

I have three little ones, and during the day at work I am gung-ho that when I get a chance later, I am going to play a game for a few hours. After everyone goes to bed, I fire up the Xbox and then promptly decide I am too tired and it’s too late to start playing. Me and some buddies do a Friday night Rocket League…

Grifters gotta’ grift, bro.  They get joy out of screwing others over for being dumb.  You think they can just sit back when there is a fool with money right in front of them??

I have twins that old, and a three month baby.  The only thing that holds the attention of the older ones for more than 30 seconds is trying to climb on an end table that they will inevitable fall off of, breaking their neck.

I bought gold bullets.

Hardly anybody ever brings up the rampant cheating that goes on while playing PC games too.

You would be surprised how many people still appreciate the ease of a console. I don’t have the time, energy, or money to make sure I have the beefiest, most up to date PC to run games at their optimal output. There is also a difference when playing with someone who’s gaming PC set up is better than your average…

I think Microsoft will match Sony’s price, then throw in a free game pass for 3- 6 months to tout their savings over Sony.

I understand your reasoning for not watching those videos, but it might be a part of you not trying to see what actual violence looks like (not from movies). Seeing another human being murdered because a police officer was on a power trip, and was not going to listen to anyone telling him what to do is what did it.…

For the picture at the top, did you just google, “Huge Asswipe” and that was the first picture?

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me...

This has nothing to do with Kotaku, but please pass this on to the higher ups in GMG: ENABLE COMMENTS ON DEADSPIN YOU COWARDS!!!