+1 First-born son

Pfft, pfft, clearing Kristen’s milk ducts again, pfft, pfft heehehehHAHAHAHA couldn’t help myself!

Well sir, we can say without a shadow of a doubt, you are not Mick Jagger.  He has no such qualms.

Dead or Alive 4 did console exclusive characters.  Spartan Nicole for Xbox, Link for Nintendo, Solid Snake for PS3 if I remember correctly.

The only reason to run is if an axe murderer is chasing you, or a goose...

You sir, have never been to Montreal.

Jack Nicholson on coke you mean...

My dude, that was prime garage sale material right there. You could have easily gotten $0.50 from a child looking for a Mother’s Day gift for them.

I will potentially suffer medical consequences to not poop in a public restroom...

And doesn’t that feel like a lie?? Like, if it was more than the daily recommended allowance no one would buy it. Do you really believe that it is exactly the recommended amount. You know there is like twice that much in there. Pretty much anything Marie Calendar is loaded with sodium.

We talking face or body shot?

See also, gulags, pogroms, invading neighboring countries.

No implicit shaming.  I worked at a junior college (in Illinois, all but one dropped the junior).  Some of these schools have more relevancy than four year colleges.  There are a lot of 4-year degrees that aren’t worth the money.

You can move it from one room in your home to another.  That’s mobile. /s

Nah, Comcast won’t make it impossible if you are paying the highest tier for internet and cable... /s

More like, “the junior college try.”

No it is ridiculous.  Also, by walling off your content it fractures your potential viewer pool, but many of these TV executives still want to use old metrics on what constitutes a “hit tv show” leaving some good ideas to wither on the vine after a season or two.

My only question is what comes next with the open hand slap and then he seems to go all in with a series of uppercuts.